The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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