If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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