just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm sobbing to NWA
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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