i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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