Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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