in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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