haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
How does it feel to date your dad?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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