when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
The Olympian is in my bed
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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