Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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