Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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