NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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