I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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