On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I am one with the molecules
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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