is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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