Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
time to smoke my breakfast
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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