question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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