When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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