Sponge bath it is.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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