just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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