I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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