**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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