I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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