that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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