Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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