My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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