in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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