I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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