Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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