Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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