We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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