im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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