I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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