he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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