Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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