My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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