I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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