Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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