i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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