she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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