my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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