I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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