So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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