I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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