remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
