so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
