Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
