Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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