By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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