So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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