She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You ruined the universe
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