you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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