Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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