i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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