His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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