He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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