Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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