Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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