just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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