"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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