I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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